Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Review (translated) of Pariah from the German newspaper Badische Zeitung
One of my best friends since college, Alan Luedeking, who's fluent in at least 3 languages (English, German, Spanish) and close with several others, translated the review of Pariah that ran in the German newspaper, Badische Zeitung. A quick note about Al: we've been buddies since our days in Boulder, Colorado, and Al's been my unofficial editor on almost everything I've written. The reason Al's fluent in German and Spanish is his parents fled Nazi Germany, and even though they're Jewish, they ended up in a detainment camp for German refuges in Texas. When they got out of there, they went to Nicaragua, where starting from nothing built a successful industrial machinery company. When the Sandinistas took over, they then fled to Miami, where they again started from close to nothing and built yet another successful company. Back in Boulder, when I'd be hanging around Al's apartment, and he'd be talking with his parents back in Nicaragua, the conversation would switch rapidly between English, Spanish, and German to confuse anyone from the government who might be listening in.
Here's Al's translation:
Grandiose anti-bestseller "Pariah" reviewed by Joachim Schneider
There are books which will never make it onto the bestseller list, which their authors know full well, particularly if they deliberately avoid the common clichés. Dave Zeltserman has made himself a game out of that, leaving a bestseller that in two weeks sells a million copies that almost went on his account to [instead] eke out a niche place. Too dark and too angry is “Pariah”, too little romantic. It offers too little identification potential to rip out a place for itself in the criminal genre market.
Yet all could have been good, since the beginning constellation has everything that a fat criminal menu needs. Kyle Nevin is released from the slammer after 8 years. Only one goal drives him: revenge on his boss and mentor who delivered him to the knife. A mobster, as he is in the book, big-mouthed and reckless. An Irish macho, who at times bucks out of the traces but in principle a contemporary to whom one can relate—but one must never cross him.
Rough but heartily goes it in South Boston among the Irish, thus the cliché, but Zeltserman, who sets a hellish pace, lets brutal outbursts flow in from the outset, and it soon becomes clear that here no ordinary or even romantic Gangster-Revenge-Piece will be given, rather a provocation. Here frontiers are explored, and the bearable stretched to its uttermost limits. The first-person narrator outs himself as an unscrupulous scumbag who without a flickering an eyelash tramples over corpses.
In order to finance his revenge mission, Nevin plans a child’s kidnapping, hires his brother as accomplice like in old times, not without destroying his new suburban lifestyle in the process—and not only that. The ten-year-old kidnap victim, a hemophiliac, dies, as the gangster rips out one of his teeth. At that, the oh-so-smart Nevin lets an accomplice pull one over on him. The coup goes thoroughly to shit. No, nobody, wishes this character anything good, not even his [female] lawyer who, on the grounds of an FBI deception garners him an acquittal. This acquittal marks the starting shot to a writing career, after the the big-mouth writes an article about the world that the New York Times actually publishes and which attracts the attention of a crafty publisher.
Admittedly, the public knows much less about this monster than the reader (another slick twist of this novel), yet that the media and public switch off understanding and morality when it comes to a publishing sensation, in terms of authenticity—that one buys from Zeltserman immediately. For what reasons Nevin’s writing career falters, surpasses all imagination in cynicism. In the early morning tv shows the bad guy is unmasked, as what we will not betray. Media satire, metacriminality, fierce thriller, all wrapped up in Zeltserman's terrific book that will now lead a shadowy existence because all traces of romanticism have been eradicated. Nevertheless, a trace of black humor flashes through his lunatic wit.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Winner of signed copy of May issue of EQMM is ...
Elizabeth
For transparency, here was the method I used to randomly picked the winner
Use Microsoft Word to get the word count for Archie Solves the Case
Divide by 3, with a remainder value of 0 selecting the first entry, 1 selecting the 2nd, 2 selecting the 3rd.
Word count turned out to be 14,631, which divided by 3 gives a remainder of 0
And thus, the Winner was picked!
Congratulations, Elizabeth! Once I get your mailing address, a copy will be put in the mail!
For transparency, here was the method I used to randomly picked the winner
Use Microsoft Word to get the word count for Archie Solves the Case
Divide by 3, with a remainder value of 0 selecting the first entry, 1 selecting the 2nd, 2 selecting the 3rd.
Word count turned out to be 14,631, which divided by 3 gives a remainder of 0
And thus, the Winner was picked!
Congratulations, Elizabeth! Once I get your mailing address, a copy will be put in the mail!
The Dame -- On Sale
As part of Amazon's Gold Box sale, The Dame is on sale now for $1.99. I have no idea how long this is going to last, so grab it for this price while you can!
Friday, February 22, 2013
Julius Katz fans: Win an autographed copy of the May issue of Ellery Queen
If you're a Julius Katz fan and you want a chance to win an autographed copy of the May issue of Ellery Queen, which has the latest Julius Katz story, Archie Solves the Case, then simply leave a comment here about what you like most about my Julius Katz stories by Sunday 5pm EST. I'll be picking one participant at random, and mailing the lucky winner a copy of the magazine with my story signed.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Archie Solves the Case
Good news for Julius Katz fans! The latest Julius Katz story, Archie Solves the Case, is in the May issue of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, which is being mailed out now to subscribers, and I'm guessing should be available generally soon.
So JK fans, are you looking forward to seeing how Archie beats Julius to the punch in solving a case?
So JK fans, are you looking forward to seeing how Archie beats Julius to the punch in solving a case?
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Bad Thoughts excerpt
A compellingly clever wheels-within-wheels thriller. An ingenious plot, skillfully executed" Elliott Swanson, Booklist
"Dark, brutal, captivating -- this is one hell of a book, the kind of book that doesn't let go of you once you start it. Dave Zeltserman is clearly the real deal." Steve Hamilton, Edgar-award winner for The Lock Artist
"This fast-paced, gritty psychological tale balances the fine line between mystery and horror" Library Journal
Bad Thoughts is very different than my other crime novels. It was my second novel, and it's got more than its share of craziness and plot twists, and this is the one that readers tell me has given them nightmares.. The excerpt below can be read as a standalone suspense story.
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“Oh God—”
Linda Cassen turned quickly behind her. She felt stupid as soon as she
did. There was no one following her, no one lurking in the shadows. She was
standing in broad daylight in the middle of Newbury Street which was probably
the safest spot in the city. The only thing she had to worry about was being
gouged in the pocketbook by one of the high-priced boutiques lining the street.
Still, she couldn’t help feeling shaken. The fear was irrational but it
was there and it was intense. A cold sweat started down her back. She turned
and entered a gourmet coffee shop. Once inside she stood by the door and stared
out at the street. People walked past, but no one paid any attention to her. No
one looked in her direction. No one was following her. There was no bogeyman
out there after her.
She felt even stupider. She ordered a large latte from the cashier and
took it back to a table by the front window. As she sipped it she watched the
pedestrians walk by. It had been a bitter cold winter so far, and February
wasn’t turning out to be any better. With the wind swirling off Boston Harbor
it was below zero Fahrenheit outside. People were just about running past the
store; men holding their overcoats shut tight around their necks, women moving
in short, almost frantic strides.
Linda Cassen finished her drink and headed back into the cold. The air
whipping across her face numbed her, making her feel as if her cheeks had been
shot with Novocain. An uneasiness, though, swallowed her up quicker and more
intensely than the cold did. It didn’t make any sense. There was no reason for
it. Stubbornly, she decided she wasn’t going to let it affect her.
She came to the end of Newbury Street and cut across to the Public
Garden. The desolation there didn’t help her mood. It looked like a wasteland.
The pond for the swan boats had been emptied before winter and the trees
scattered around the park were bare and lifeless. An old lady sitting alone
threw bread crumbs to pigeons. She smiled blandly up at Linda. As she walked
past the old woman she tried to smile back. Her heart skipped a beat as she
noticed the street kids hanging by one of the benches along the other side of
the park. All of them wearing hooded sweatshirts. They noticed her, also. Their
sullen stares slowly drifted past her. She quickened her pace and got to the
outside of the park and to Charles Street.
Once on Charles Street she darted into a convenience store. Winded, her
heart racing, her legs shaky. A young clerk working behind the counter asked if
she was okay. She mumbled something and grabbed a candy bar and bought it. Her
hands shook as she peeled off the wrapper. She ate it greedily, as if it were
the only thing she’d had in weeks. The sugar rush helped a little.
The clerk, a young kid, looked concerned. He asked if he should call
her a cab. She thought about it but shook her head. Her apartment was only four
blocks away. She’d feel more than stupid to have a cab take her four blocks.
She thanked him anyway and walked to the door and peered outside. The street
kids weren’t in sight. They were probably still in the park. At least she hoped
so.
The fear had quieted temporarily but was still in her. As she walked it
seemed to take on a life all to itself. Making her panic about crazy things.
That she’d forget how to breathe. That her heart would just stop on her. That
she would collapse on the sidewalk. Then he would get her. She’d be defenseless
against him. The thought stopped her. Who would she be defenseless against? Who
was she so afraid of? There was nothing but a fuzzy image floating in her mind.
Nothing she could really make out. Just a sour, rancid smell and the hint of a
wispy, singsong voice breathing lightly into her ear. As crazy as it was, it
became real. The panic became full-blown terror.
The terror wouldn’t let her move her eyes. It kept them frozen straight
ahead. It crept through her body, pressing hard against her chest. It made it
difficult to breathe. She started to run. She couldn’t help herself.
She ran two blocks up Beacon Hill before her legs gave out on her and
she fell onto one knee. And then she started to cry. She didn’t care anymore
about feeling stupid. All she wanted was to get home. To be safe. She started
making wild promises about what she’d do if she could only get safely locked
behind her apartment door. About how she’d become a better person and start
spending her weekends working at homeless shelters and her nights helping the
impoverished. Anything, as long as she could be safe.
She got back to her feet. The terror was now crashing down over her,
becoming something raw and primal. She could barely breathe against it. She
could barely hear over it as it roared through her head and drowned out the
noises around her. It made it impossible to tell if there were any footsteps
behind her. But there couldn’t be any footsteps behind her. Deep down inside
she knew that, didn’t she? She was simply losing her mind, going nuts, that was
all. That’s what she told herself. She was in the midst of a mental breakdown.
As she turned the corner, she saw her apartment building and started
racing towards it, her legs rubbery as she pushed herself forward. And then she
was at the front door.
She fumbled with her keys. They slipped back into her pocketbook. Then
they disappeared among the clutter. A common nightmare of hers was where simple
actions became impossible. Like running through molasses. Or trying to find her
keys when her life depended on it. Oh God, she screamed internally as tears
streamed her face, please help me find my keys! And then, miraculously, she had
them and the main entrance door was open and she was racing up the three
flights to her apartment. Her heart pounding within her, feeling as if it were
going to explode out of her chest.
And then . . .
She had the door to her apartment open. The craziness of her fear and
terror hit her hard and she started laughing and bawling at the same moment.
All the emotion came pouring out of her.
And then something else hit her. Much harder than the emotion. Hard
enough to send her sprawling face first across the hardwood floor of her
hallway. She felt a dullness as her chin cracked against the floor and then
heard a click behind her. Someone was locking her door. Then a knee digging
into the small of her back. Her arms were pulled behind her, her hands tied
together with some sort of cord, the material biting into her flesh.
It all happened so fast. Before she could utter a sound she was flipped
over onto her back. A gloved hand was against her throat. Pressing hard and
then releasing the tension. It made her think of the way a cat entertains
itself with a mouse before the kill.
And then there was the knife—an eight-inch cutting knife. Her eyes grew
wide as she stared at it. It was held inches from her face.
A soft, wispy, singsong voice breathed lightly into her ear. A vaguely
familiar voice. “Go ahead,” it said. “Scream. This knife has to go somewhere.”
Friday, February 1, 2013
PARIAH in Germany
PARIAH was published in Germany a couple of weeks ago by PulpMaster, and so far the early reviews have been great with comments such as "brilliant and terrific", "fascinating and disturbing", "diabolical plot that spits truth in your face." The reviews are all finding it a mix of crime noir, meta "book-within-book", and cultural satire that's unlike anything else out there.
The above picture is of one of the reviewers.
The above picture is of one of the reviewers.
Monday, January 28, 2013
So you like noir?
If you like noir -- real noir, where nothing is watered down -- then I got some books for you:
"The plot of Small Crimes ricochets out from this claustrophobic opening, and it's a thing of sordid beauty." NPR, best crime and mystery novels of 2008
"spare but ingeniously twisted and imbued with a glossy coating of black humor." Washington Post's Best Books of 2008
"Zeltserman's breakthrough third crime novel deserves comparison with the best of James Ellroy" Publisher's Weekly, starred review
Buy SMALL CRIMES now
"If there's any other young writer out there who does crime noir better than Zeltserman, I don't even want to know." Washington Post, Best Books of 2009
"as nasty and clever as noir can get" NPR
"Darkly enjoyable... clear, crisp prose; his fearless portrait of amorality; and his smart plotting... what a fine addition to the local literary scene he’s become." Boston Globe
"PARIAH IS ALL I KNOW OF BLISS AND LAMENT. BLISS AT READING A SUPERB NOVEL AND LAMENT AT KNOWING THAT DAVE ZELTSERMAN HAS NOW RAISED THE BAR SO HIGH, WE'RE SCREWED." Ken Bruen, author of THE GUARDS
Buy PARIAH now
"Spare prose and assured pacing place this above most other contemporary noirs." Publisher's Weekly
"Dave Zeltserman is at it again writing about ex-con antiheroes with the kind of panache that would make Jim Thompson, king of the psycho killer novels, proud." Boston Globe
"With graphic imagery and exciting twists, this novel is impossible to put down and has a surprising ending. A brilliant read." Aberdeen Press & Journal
"Killer is a major novel of crime." Ed Gorman
Buy KILLER now
"A small gem of crime fiction" Booklist
"a dark gem of a story...a macabre delight to read" NPR
"A dark, lightening-paced read" Financial Times
"Zeltserman’s nifty bit of neo-noir is damned decent fun" DIG Boston
Buy OUTSOURCED now
"Tough, violent amoral with that compelling first narrative that has you rooting for a lunatic and crazy he is, in the most entertaining debut since, well, Jim Thompson." Ken Bruen, author of THE GUARDS
"A likeable PI with a hidden Jim Thompson darkside that gets out of control and seems to know no depths. It's there!" Gary Lovisi, Hardboiled Magazine
"In the last few years there have been a number of writers, such as Ken Bruen and Victor Gischler, who've taken the classic PI novel and tweaked the hell out of it, creating something fresh and unique. Add Dave Zeltserman to the list. Several pages into his debut, I knew that I was reading something special." Poisoned Pen's Book News, Hardboiled Crime Club Selection
Buy FAST LANE now
"Dark, brutal, captivating -- this is one hell of a book, the kind of book that doesn't let go of you once you start it. Dave Zeltserman is clearly the real deal." Steve Hamilton, Edgar-award winner for The Lock Artist
"This fast-paced, gritty psychological tale balances the fine line between mystery and horror" Library Journal
A compellingly clever wheels-within-wheels thriller. An ingenious plot, skillfully executed" Elliott Swanson, Booklist
Buy BAD THOUGHTS now
Blood Crimes is something very different from me. It has vampires (although not the sparkly kind), and it's a heavy mix of horror and crime, but it's still very much noir.
"This is one of the few fresh takes on vampirism I've read in years. It's as if Charles Bukowski sat down and said, OK, Bram Stoker, how about this?" -- Ed Gorman, author of Cage of Night and The Poker Club.
Zeltserman, a noir author from deep in his bones, has always flirted with horror--his Caretaker of Lorne Field ranks as one of the best novels in that category back in 2010. Blood Crimes goes over the retaining wall and into the dark woods, throwing in delightful twists on reliable tropes... These aren't your sister's romantic vampires, to say the least." Harry Shannon, author of Memorial Day
"The prolific and wildly talented Dave Zeltserman serves up a fast, furious, frightening and (yes)funny orgy of bloodletting. Makes "Grindhouse" look like "Little House on the Prairie." Roger Smith, author of Mixed Blood and Dust Devils
Buy Blood Crimes now
"The plot of Small Crimes ricochets out from this claustrophobic opening, and it's a thing of sordid beauty." NPR, best crime and mystery novels of 2008
"spare but ingeniously twisted and imbued with a glossy coating of black humor." Washington Post's Best Books of 2008
"Zeltserman's breakthrough third crime novel deserves comparison with the best of James Ellroy" Publisher's Weekly, starred review
Buy SMALL CRIMES now
"If there's any other young writer out there who does crime noir better than Zeltserman, I don't even want to know." Washington Post, Best Books of 2009
"as nasty and clever as noir can get" NPR
"Darkly enjoyable... clear, crisp prose; his fearless portrait of amorality; and his smart plotting... what a fine addition to the local literary scene he’s become." Boston Globe
"PARIAH IS ALL I KNOW OF BLISS AND LAMENT. BLISS AT READING A SUPERB NOVEL AND LAMENT AT KNOWING THAT DAVE ZELTSERMAN HAS NOW RAISED THE BAR SO HIGH, WE'RE SCREWED." Ken Bruen, author of THE GUARDS
Buy PARIAH now
"Spare prose and assured pacing place this above most other contemporary noirs." Publisher's Weekly
"Dave Zeltserman is at it again writing about ex-con antiheroes with the kind of panache that would make Jim Thompson, king of the psycho killer novels, proud." Boston Globe
"With graphic imagery and exciting twists, this novel is impossible to put down and has a surprising ending. A brilliant read." Aberdeen Press & Journal
"Killer is a major novel of crime." Ed Gorman
Buy KILLER now
"A small gem of crime fiction" Booklist
"a dark gem of a story...a macabre delight to read" NPR
"A dark, lightening-paced read" Financial Times
"Zeltserman’s nifty bit of neo-noir is damned decent fun" DIG Boston
Buy OUTSOURCED now
"Tough, violent amoral with that compelling first narrative that has you rooting for a lunatic and crazy he is, in the most entertaining debut since, well, Jim Thompson." Ken Bruen, author of THE GUARDS
"A likeable PI with a hidden Jim Thompson darkside that gets out of control and seems to know no depths. It's there!" Gary Lovisi, Hardboiled Magazine
"In the last few years there have been a number of writers, such as Ken Bruen and Victor Gischler, who've taken the classic PI novel and tweaked the hell out of it, creating something fresh and unique. Add Dave Zeltserman to the list. Several pages into his debut, I knew that I was reading something special." Poisoned Pen's Book News, Hardboiled Crime Club Selection
Buy FAST LANE now
"Dark, brutal, captivating -- this is one hell of a book, the kind of book that doesn't let go of you once you start it. Dave Zeltserman is clearly the real deal." Steve Hamilton, Edgar-award winner for The Lock Artist
"This fast-paced, gritty psychological tale balances the fine line between mystery and horror" Library Journal
A compellingly clever wheels-within-wheels thriller. An ingenious plot, skillfully executed" Elliott Swanson, Booklist
Buy BAD THOUGHTS now
Blood Crimes is something very different from me. It has vampires (although not the sparkly kind), and it's a heavy mix of horror and crime, but it's still very much noir.
"This is one of the few fresh takes on vampirism I've read in years. It's as if Charles Bukowski sat down and said, OK, Bram Stoker, how about this?" -- Ed Gorman, author of Cage of Night and The Poker Club.
Zeltserman, a noir author from deep in his bones, has always flirted with horror--his Caretaker of Lorne Field ranks as one of the best novels in that category back in 2010. Blood Crimes goes over the retaining wall and into the dark woods, throwing in delightful twists on reliable tropes... These aren't your sister's romantic vampires, to say the least." Harry Shannon, author of Memorial Day
"The prolific and wildly talented Dave Zeltserman serves up a fast, furious, frightening and (yes)funny orgy of bloodletting. Makes "Grindhouse" look like "Little House on the Prairie." Roger Smith, author of Mixed Blood and Dust Devils
Buy Blood Crimes now
Thursday, January 10, 2013
The Sheriff of Boomtown
Hearing about Rex Trailer passing away made me think back about when I was Sheriff of Boomtown. Trailer hosted a local Boston TV show called Boomtown that was on the air here from '56 to -74. One year for my sister's birthday (I think she was 7 which would've made me 10) she got tickets for the show, and my parents told me I had to go on the show with her to watch over her. One of the show's bits would be picking one of the kids to be Sheriff. They'd have another kid photographed in a Wanted poster in costume, and the Sheriff's role would be to pick out the wanted kid out of a parade of all the kids in the audience. The Sheriff never picked the right kid --he'd always end up picking out someone who didn't look remotely like the costumed outlaw, and coming off as a doofus in the process. When they picked me to be the Sheriff, I told them no thanks, but they told me too bad, I was it, and of course like every other Sheriff, I picked out a kid who didn't look anything like the wanted disguised kid. Here's why. On TV the parade of kids looks like it goes on forever, on the show, they didn't put you in position to pick out your target until at least 3/4s of the kids had already walked by. In other words, it was fixed! Since you have to pick someone, you end up just grabbing one of the kids at random., and every kid watching at home ends up thinking, what a doofus!
Now my sister, probably because it was her birthday, got picked for this really sweet contest--the one that every kid who watched the show would dream of being picked for. They had a board filled with balloons, and each balloon has a slip of paper inside indicating a gift, like a bike or toy of some type, and whatever balloons you pop with 3 darts you win the corresponding gifts. When you watched it at home you would dream of being picked and tossing the darts up so they'd fall and pop 3-4 balloons each. With my sisters 3 darts, she hit Trailers sidekick Billy with one of them, and completely missed the balloons with the other 2 (I think one of of them hit the balloons sideways). So we got to take home Sidekick Billy, but she didn't get any toys out of it. Sidekick Billy, who on TV looked 80 but was just a 20 something year-old guy with a lot of makeup, was my sister's responsibility since she won him, but she was only 7, and after a few weeks of not watering or feeding him, we found him dead in the basement. Rex Trailer got a new sidekick after that, but I can't remember what this new guy's name was.
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