Dark and, at times, amusing fiction from award-winning author Dave Zeltserman

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Blood Crimes dropped to $0.99--big May push!



I've dropped the price of Blood Crimes to $0.99 at both Amazon and B&N and will be keeping it at that price through May. On June 1st I'll be setting the price back to $2.99. So far I've sold about 2,000 copies, mostly thanks to B&N recommending the book last month, and I'm trying to push the sales up to 5,000 copies by the end of May. That 5,000 figure is what I feel I need to sell to justify dedicating the time necessary to write book two of the series. The reader reaction to Blood Crimes so far has been great (I'll include some blurbs at the end of this post), and I think with this price drop I'll get to that 5,000 number, especially if fans of the book can help out with Amazon reviews and talking the book at places like kindleboards.com and other message boards. Amazon reviews and messages on chatrooms really help a lot with e-book sales, so let's see if I can reach that 5,000 sales number by the end of May!

"I've just read the manuscript of Dave Zeltserman's new novel, Blood Crimes. This is one of the few fresh takes on vampirism I've read in years. It's as if Charles Bukowski sat down and said, OK, Bram Stoker, how about this?" -- Ed Gorman, author of Cage of Night and The Poker Club.

"I'd call it the anti-Twilight, and in my book that's a good thing." Bill Crider

"BLOOD CRIMES is a fast-moving, masterfully written, first-rate vampire tale for the intellectual set." David Cramner, Education of a Pulp Writer

"Dave, has managed to meld the two genres of crime and horror into one one hell of a ride, PI's, crime lords, drug gangs, sultry babes and more low life scum than you can count all collide with explosive results in this genre bending master piece. If you like crime buy this book, if you like horror buy this book, if you like well written books, buy this book." Jim Mcleod, Ginger Nuts of Horror

"Mix in an angry biker gang, lots of guns, and samurai sword fights, and you’ll start to understand what makes Blood Crimes such a great opener to what I hope will be a great series. Zeltserman holds nothing back with this book. Full throttle all the way. Very bloody. Very noir. I can’t wait for the sequel to drop. Highly recommended." Spinetingler Magazine

"From here on in Zeltserman's vamp/crime thriller takes off at a breakneck speed. The action that follows is intense and blood drenched. There are also unexpected twists that will take you by surprise and leave you gaping at your Kindle in shock."
Peter Leonard, Man Eating Bookworm

"Zeltserman, a noir author from deep in his bones, has always flirted with horror--his Caretaker of Lorne Field ranks as one of the best novels in that category back in 2010. Blood Crimes goes over the retaining wall and into the dark woods, throwing in delightful twists on reliable tropes... These aren't your sister's romantic vampires, to say the least." Harry Shannon

"Okay. Let's see if I can explain this. Take today's typical vampire fiction, shove it into Bedlam House and whip it with a cat-o'-ninetails to force it to breed with your grittiest crime thriller. That's what you'll get when you open up this book. Blood Crimes is fast. It's visceral. It's definitely not your fourteen-year-old sister's dreamy vampire fantasy. This book grabs you by the guttiwuts, wrenches hard, and doesn't let go. But don't get me wrong, this isn't your run-of-the-mill shock literature. Zeltserman weaves a disturbing noir with a passionate craftsman's hand over his characters." Mindy Mackay, Protect Your Sensibilities

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Outsourced, Blood Crimes & Dying Memories on the Web


"This book is a must for any collection of caper crime fiction, that time-honored genre that inspires snorts of laughter tucked between groans of disgust and the urge to call out, "No, don't do it!" Dan Wilson and his ill-timed venture into crime are totally engrossing, totally memorable, and oh, so very unfortunate."

Thanks Kingdom Books! Read their review of Outsourced here.


David Cramner over at The Education of a Pulp Writer gives Bloods Crimes the following one-sentence review: BLOOD CRIMES is a fast-moving, masterfully written, first-rate vampire tale for the intellectual set.

I'd like to thank David for that. I think my one sentence wrap-up for Blood Crimes would be: The anti-Twilight--vampires in a noir universe, and overflowing with sex, violence and extreme horror.


"DYING MEMORIES put me in mind of such great psychological thrillers as The Manchurian Candidate, Three Days of the Condor, and even Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The novel has a distinct 1970's, Cold War feel to it. Whether or not Zeltserman intended to give that impression, I don't know. But for this reader, it worked."

I'd like to thank Andrew Leonard over at The Man Eating Bookworm for his review of Dying Memories.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

New Book Page for my Web-Site

I've been reorganizing my web-site's book page. At the beginning of it you'll now see all the book covers, and most of those will have hyperlinks that will take you to a collection of blurbs those books have received. After that is a new book guide where I list each of my books from lightest to darkest (content, not contrast of book cover!!) as well as tell what format the book is available in, a short description, and what movie rating the book would probably get. You can click here to see this new book page.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

"exactly what I’d hoped it’d be and then some"


Daniel Boucher over at TheNovelBlog.com reviews The Caretaker of Lorne Field, and his verdict:

I can not say enough about Dave’s writing and storytelling. It’s like enjoying a succulent piece of filet-mignon, one of the highest quality that you can sink your teeth into, leaving you full and satisfied when finished. The Caretaker of Lorne Field is truly an original piece of work, generously flavored with emotion and suspense. It has been a long time since an author has captivated me the way Dave did. I couldn’t stop reading once I’d started (much to my dismay when the morning alarm cried out).

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Good to see


It's good to see the reaction Blood Crimes has been getting so far. I've received a lot of enthusiastic emails from readers, and the book is getting its share of 5-star reviews on Amazon, B&N and Goodreads. I'm sure it's also going to be getting 1-star reviews from horrified Twilight and "True Blood" fans. There's no getting around it. Blood Crimes is filled with violence, horror, sex and profanity, and it really is the anti-Twilight. But readers who don't mind having real horror in their vampire books, and aren't scared off by having a horror/crime noir thriller that's actually noir, seem to be realling digging this wild thrill ride of a book.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

On Writing Outsourced


Outsourced is the crime book I was born to write.

Let me explain.

At it’s heart Outsourced is a fast-paced, twisty bank heist book, but it’s also about displaced middle-class workers trying to survive in a world that has changed dramatically, and has left them out in the cold. Outsourced deals with a small group of misfit engineers who’ve become obsolete due to outsourcing and technology changes. The main character is Dan Wilson, a forty-eight year-old engineer. Two years earlier the small software startup where he worked closed up shop, and now he's finding that the expertise he acquired over his career has become nearly worthless with companies outsourcing that work to other countries. During this two-year period the only work he was able to find was a short term contract designing a security system for a bank who then outsourced the software coding to India. He's desperate. His middle-class existence is disintegrating quickly, and to make matters worse, he's going blind. Without the long term disability insurance that a job would provide, he'll be sentencing his family to a life of poverty. Desperate people do desperate things, and Dan and three ex-colleagues, who are in equally dire situations, come up with what they think is a brilliant plan to exploit a mistake in the software code for the security system Dan designed. They're going to rob the bank, and not with computers, but with guns. The plan they come up with looks flawless and no one is supposed to get hurt. Dan and his friends should've been reading crime novels, because if they had they’d know there is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Of all my books, this one is my most personal. Dan, and the three other ex-software engineers turned bank robbers, Shrini, Joel and Gordon, could’ve been ex-coworkers of mine. Let me explain further.

My undergraduate degree is in Applied Math and Computer Science. I also have a Master’s degree in Computer Science. I’ve always read a lot, especially as a kid, and always seemed to be drawn to writing. When I was thirteen I found a dog-eared copy of Mickey Spillane’s ‘I, the Jury’ when spending a week at my uncle’s house in Maine, and that got me hooked on crime fiction. But also very early on, I enjoyed math, puzzles, and building software and had a strong aptitude for all that. So writing fiction seemed more of a lark. It just made more practical sense that my career be in developing software than writing fiction. So when I graduated from college, my first job out of school was developing modem software for Motorola. This was in 1982. To show you how times have changed, the modem I was working on was going to be a technological breakthrough which would allow modems to operate over dial lines at 9600 bits per second, and these modems would be selling for an astoundingly low price of ten thousand dollars per unit (in contrast, today’s cable internet access provides speeds in the millions of bits per second).

Back then the software industry was filled with oddballs, eccentrics and more than a few extremely socially awkward and immature people. I worked with one engineer, Lannie, who walked around as if he were an alien (I have to believe he thought he was) and would only greet you with the Vulcan V greeting. And there was Betty Jo who had 3 PhDs and would get so absorbed in her thoughts that she’d walk into a corner and get stuck until someone helped her. And then there was Hal, a malcontent if there ever was one. He sat across from me and every morning he’d yell to me how the company we worked for sucked. When he eventually quit, he did so by interrupting a scheduling meeting to hand his boss his resignation letter, telling him how this would affect the schedule. And there was also an early boss of mine, John, a brilliant person who made huge technological advances to the industry, but until he knew you well enough he could not look directly at you and could barely talk to you.

In those first few years, me and most of my fellow engineers were in this because we loved developing software. We loved the challenge and the logic problems it presented. We all made decent salaries, but stock options weren’t yet prevalent, and we had little prospects of getting rich. So for most of us it was what we enjoyed, and we probably worked about 50-60 hours a week on average. All this started to change in the late 80s and early 90s. First, the relatively good salaries started to bring in engineers who were motivated only by the salaries than the work, and these people tended to quickly get out of engineering and move to management. And the dreams of a lot of these folks were to get rid of engineering completely—the ultimate goal being to write product specifications and have them magically turned into software without ever having to deal with all these odd and geeky software engineers. A much bigger change was the money that started to pour into the industry. By the early 90s with an avalanche of investment money and stock options now being handed out like monopoly money it looked like every software engineer could become a multi-millionaire by joining a hot startup. The reality turned out to be few of us made anything as the tech bubble burst in 2001, and a lot of engineers actually lost a good deal of money by buying stock options and paying AMT taxes on paper gains that never actually existed. So with this new virtual Gold Rush on, software engineers at these startups were now working a minimum of 60-hour weeks, and more likely 80-hour weeks. And the pressure was being turned on full throttle. If you weren’t making these ridiculous deadlines (which in some cases had the goals changing every few days), then you could be responsible for everyone losing out on millions!

Now that I’ve given a brief history of the industry from 1982-2004, let me get back to Outsourced and the events leading up to my writing it.

In 2004 I was approaching my 22nd year working as a software engineer. A little over a year and a half earlier the large network equipment company I was working for killed the product line we were on and laid off everyone in my division. The company I was now with looked like they were struggling and would be going out of business (and they did). From 1992 until 2003 I had written three very different crime novels: Fast Lane, Bad Thoughts and Small Crimes. Fast Lane was part very psychotic noir, part deconstruction of the hard-boiled genre. Bad Thoughts was this grim and nightmare-inducing mix of horror and crime with a strong metaphysical element. Small Crimes was intended as a modern noir with a sub theme of redemption, and was inspired by two true-crime newspaper stories I read. I wrote Small Crimes in 2003 between being laid off and starting this new job. None of my books had yet sold, and while they all seemed very real to me while I was writing them, they were about people and situations that were very foreign to my actual life. This time I wanted to write a book closer to my heart; touching on subjects important to me, like software jobs being outsourced to other countries and engineers who had been sold a bill of goods that if they worked their 80-hour work weeks they’d make their millions. This never happened, and these same engineers were now obsolete thanks to technologies they'd mastered being rapidly replaced by newer ones and by the industry's move to outsource any work they could to cheaper labor. Since I was working 10-12 hours each day at this new struggling company, I didn't have much time to work on Outsourced, no more than a half hour to an hour each night, but it provided a good emotional release for what I was dealing with and what I was seeing happening to friends of mine in the industry.

There's probably more of me in Dan than any other character I've written. Like Dan I was an expert in a field which was quickly becoming obsolete due to outsourcing. And while I have a different eye disease than I gave Dan, I'm also mostly blind in my left eye (and knock wood I'll retain my vision in my right eye). So, I relate to Dan's character strongly, although unlike Dan my escape plan is to write crime fiction instead of robbing a bank (at least for now…) And what about the oddball group of misfit engineers he teams up with? While none of them are based solely on any one person, Shrini, Gordon and Joel could've been co-workers of mine at any of the companies I worked at. A scary thought.

My dedication for Outsourced reads: Outsourced is dedicated to all the software engineers I’ve worked with over the years. And maybe even to a couple of my old managers.

This dedication is heartfelt. Well, at least as far as my fellow software engineers are concerned.

Friday, April 8, 2011

proposed ad copy Julius Katz and Archie. comments?

Below is copy I'm working on for a Boston Magazine ad for Julius Katz and Archie. Any and all comments are appreciated.


Match wits with Boston’s most eccentric and brilliant private eye, Julius Katz. Mystery stories featuring Julius have won Shamus, Derringer and Ellery Queen’s Readers Choice Awards. Now Julius and his most unusual sidekick, Archie, star in their first full-length novel. Available for $2.99 as a Kindle or Nook download.

'You can outsource software engineering, but so far at least you can’t outsource crime writing as good as Zeltserman’s.' Boston Globe on Outsourced.

Spinetingler Magazine still tingling over Blood Crimes!


See why Spinetingler is still tingling, or better yet, for $2.99 discover for yourself what all the fuss is about (Kindle or Nook)!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Small Crimes, Outsourced, Blood Crimes, Julius Katz & Top Suspense


The Rivages edition of Small Crimes has been released in France. Beautiful cover for it!


The Milwaukee Public Library gave Outsourced a very nice recommendation, saying "This gripping, exciting bank caper reminded me of a mix between Dog Day Afternoon and Fargo, where peaceful, but despondent men get caught up in something bigger then themselves."


"The anti-Twilight". That's what Bill Crider calls Blood Crimes in his writeup of the book.


I'd like to thank The Frugal Reader for making Julius Katz Mysteries one of their picks.


And finally, our Top Suspense Anthology has ranged between #1 and #4 at Amazon for Kindle mystery anthologies since we officially launched our anthology this past Tuesday. For $2.99 you can discover for yourself what all the buzz is about!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Julius Katz original e-book for June 1st


I'm going to be releasing an original Julius Katz novel June 1st in e-book form. I tried selling this to traditional mainstream publishers--I thought that since the first Julius Katz story won the Shamus Award and that the second story, Archie's Been Framed, won Ellery Queen's Readers Choice Award this year, as well as the fact that the stories have 1000s of fans and that more will be published in Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine would make this an obvious decision to the mainstream publishers. I was wrong. Most of the rejections were along the line that readers wouldn't "get" a narrator like Archie (ignoring the fact that 1000s of readers already do "get" Archie). The last rejection came from an editor who tried to acquire it, but it was decided Julius wasn't likable enough and the book was too dark. Folks, this book isn't any darker than the stories or the average Nero Wolfe novel.

Like many writers when I first started out, I naively looked at mainstream publishers as gatekeepers, the arbiters of what's worthy of being published. Well, I couldn't have been more wrong. It's a business decision, nothing more than that, and more and more their decisions are based on what they consider low risk books and not what's worthy of being published. They all passed on Small Crimes. They all passed on The Caretaker of Lorne Field. They all passed on Outsourced (even with a film deal already worked out--and it's now looking like a certainty the film is going to get made). And they all passed on A Killer's Essence, which is coming out from Overlook Press in the Fall, and will get a bigger reaction than The Caretaker of Lorne Field. Anyway, I've decided Julius and Archie have suffered their last rejection. I'm putting this out myself. If the 1000s of Julius Katz fans end up finding this ebook and it sells the way I expect it will, then there will be many more Julius Katz and Archie mysteries. If the mainstream NY publishers turn out to be right, then there will only be this one. so I'm counting on the Julius Katz fans out there to help me prove New York wrong!